Plato. Aristotle. Socrates. Morons. Vizzini said it best, and now you can wear the most quotable philosophy burn in movie history. A cult-classic line from The Princess Bride, immortalized in a hoodie that’s equal parts lit snark and pop culture love letter.Printed on the Gildan 18500 pullover: a heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend that’s soft from the first wear and tough enough for rereads and re-watches. Air-jet yarn keeps it smooth (no pilling after wash day), while the double-lined hood and pouch pocket make it a fortress against drafts, cold libraries, or fire swamps. Rib-knit cuffs and waistband with a touch of spandex keep it fitting right through every debate, duel, or battle of wits.