“Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons.” Vizzini’s all-time insult, immortalized on a heavyweight tee for fans who know the best burns come with iocane powder on the side.Printed on the Gildan 5000: thick preshrunk cotton that won’t fold under pressure, a classic crewneck fit, and reinforced stitching tough enough for endless rewatches. Solid colors are 100% cotton; greys and heathers use cotton-poly blends for a softer break-in.It’s the philosophy lesson you’ll actually want to remember.